REPORT: MAJORITY OF EARTH'S POTABLE WATER TRAPPED IN COCA-COLA PRODUCTS

CrossFit Thursday 4/9/2015:

Pick your program:

A) Lifting Day

Snatch 1-1-1-1-1-1-1

Clean & Jerk 1-1-1-1-1-1-1

B) Endurance:

Option 1) Run

Each for time:
Run 1000 m
Run 400 m
Run 700 m
Run 300 m
Run 600 m
Run 200 m
Rest 3 mins between efforts.

Sets 1, 3 and 5 at 90% of your mile pace.
Sets 2, 4 and 6 at 100% of your mile pace.

Option 2) Row
3 mins of work followed by 3 mins of rest for 6-8 intervals.
Sets trying to keep the same amount of meters each time

Report:

CORVALLIS, OR—Fueling humanitarian concerns over the vital resource’s scarcity in many parts of the world, a report published Wednesday by researchers at Oregon State University has found that 68 percent of the earth’s supply of potable water is trapped in Coca-Cola products.

According to top experts, the new report marks the first comprehensive attempt to measure the planet’s freshwater reserves and determine exactly how much of it is currently locked inside sources such as Coke, Diet Coke, Caffeine-Free Coke, Dr. Pepper, Barq’s root beer, and other Coca-Cola beverages, making it impossible to use as drinking water, or for bathing or cooking. Read More

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-majority-of-earths-potable-water-trapped-in,38356/